Staying Alive In College
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Uncle Timmy Is Doing It Again
Taking One Step At A Time:By Art*Freak
For my friends on Polyvore, send me a quick PM if you want your set on one of my blogs. Good luck, ladies!
Happy Wednesday. I know I missed my Vent Tuesday, but I'm the one making the rules. So just one quick vent and onto business!
Rule 20: Never a Ma'am, Baby!
I was called Ma'am twice today. Last time I checked, I wasn't over 40. So guys, if you don't know their age, don't say the four letter word. One: it is disrespectful. Two:It leaves a horrible taste in the woman's mouth. The taste of old!
Use only Miss when addressing a female in a professional matter. Your response wont be a death stare. Remember, pay it forward. Don't call me Ma'am, and I wont call you Sugar in front of your friends. Got it, good!! Sugar!
So, Easter is right around the corner. This day is not only the celebration of resurrection of Jesus Christ, but also a family get together. My family and I have our traditions. We watch King of Kings and The Ten Commandments Easter Eve and have a nice dinner. The next day, we have the family.
Rule 21: חג פסחא שמח
This is Happy Easter in Hebrew! My only rule for this holiday weekend is to enjoy your family and those little traditions that make it interesting. You don't know if you will have your crazy cousin around next year. And maybe Uncle Timmy won't tell you how he got his 6 inch scar across his face while you are eating. No matter how annoying, treasure the memories. They all might be gone tomorrow. I promise you Uncle Timmy gave your ham that special flavor when he came over every year. Don't complain because family is family no matter how odd! Have fun.
Good luck and God bless.
TheJunior
Friday, March 26, 2010
I Don't See Sweat Yet
Enjoy the little set above. Credit to RoseGuitar!
Happy Sunday to all. It was truly a lovely, spring day. While I was getting dressed early this morning, I pulled out a pair of running shorts and a sweat shirt. I don't know about you, but I was ready to put all my layers back on. Shame, what shame. Cover your eyes. You know it's not pretty!
I work out as much as possible, but you never realize until you put on your summer clothes what you really look like.
So here are some of my work out tips I do every day.
Rule 18: Work it work it, make those bodies work it
Check out this helpful video to tone your legs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sa86zCIBwI
Also work on those arms http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=PwEIAXTeICo&feature=related
I also run forwards and backwards. I do those touch laps. You might have hated them in high school, but they really work. So run a lap forward, touch down, then run a lap backwards. The backwards helps tone the upper thigh.
Remember what ever you do, have fun! Move around. Turn on your favorite band and forget that your body feels like its about to die. Sooner or later, you will feel pain, real pain. But remember, No Pain, No Gain! Working out can be fun if you make it fun. Involve your roommates. Even join a free class at your college. There is no stopping you to getting fit! But remember if you have any health problems, consult your doctor. I am obligated to say that!
Good luck and God bless!
TheJunior
Monday, March 22, 2010
Springing For A Break
Happy Spring, ladies and gents. This weekend brought something we all were dreaming for:a break. Goodbye winter storms and hello sunflowers. So, enjoy the weather!
Sadly, spring brings spring cleaning. Even though we are in college we can't forget this huge task before us. This brings me to my first rule for the day!
Rule 17: It Is Time To Give Up The Barbies
You are in college now, so get rid of those old toys. Keep a few items from your childhood but dump the rest. My favorite part of spring cleaning is giving all my stuff to charity. If you haven't worn it for over 6 months, then give it away. We are pack rats. Even though that sounds like a group from Grease, you can't pull it off like John Travolta . In the end, Barbie will have a better home and someone might actually wear that Nsync tshirt you got at age 13. But if you have to keep the odd- colored, stuffed animal from grade school, then pack it up in a little container and give it to Mom to hold for you. For some reason, Mom's like those little things. She will know exactly where to store it. *Cough cough* In her room!
Rule 18: Spring For Free
Spring brings warm weather. Warm weather brings outside activities and free fun. So this Saturday night, take your date to the park for some fun and games. Pack a lunch, a frisbee,and a soft blanket. She will find it romantic and a nice time to be alone with you. That, my friend, is called a job well done. So, while she isn't looking, pat yourself on the back and then thank me. And I will thank my friend for suggesting this fun activity to me the other day. So, let us help you!
My last rule is for those who are on spring break
Rule 19:Finish first, party last.
Spring break isn't really a break. Its just an excuse for professors to pile on more homework for you to do during the 'break'. So, as you weep loudly over the load of assignments due, think about this. Days don't make the work just disappear. So finish the work on the first few days of break and then you have the rest of the week to relax. I maybe the queen of procrastination,but I have learned to follow this rule. If you feel like partying first and doing homework last, good luck. Because after awhile, those weeping noises become louder the longer you wait.
So good luck with life, spring cleaning, and please stop crying. Summer is almost here and you know Mom will be happy to remove "Mr. Snuggles" from her bed to yours. Like I said, Mom's like to hold onto your old items. They say it's for their future grandchildren, but you know it's a lie. Poor Dad has shared a bed with a stuffed animal for a full semester.
But remember, it all works out in the end!
Good luck and God bless,
TheJunior
xx
Monday, February 15, 2010
Heart Shaped Candy is Better
The day after tomorrow seems like a silly title. You know. It starts saying something but it seems meaningless. It is a joke. But today is the day after V Day. And many of you think the day after tomorrow you will stop eating all your candy and trade it in for a carrot. Yeah, like that is going to happen.
So the best thing about the day after V Day is clearance. This brings up my rule.
Rule 16: Scratch off the date and no one will know.
I love getting things on clearance and when you are young with a crummy job, you have to save money. So buy next years stuff today. Yup. Buy the candy, the hearts, the cards, EVERYTHING. But make sure the dates are good on the candy and no one will notice! Also find stuff you can use through out the year. Yeah. Your boyfriend wont notice you bought his gift on the day of love, but how romantic. So the key is to find things that are on sale but doesn't look like you bought it on sale. Want to impress your boss, bring in non-heart cookies you bought on SALE. He wont notice. If he doesn't notice the mustard stain on his shirt directly underneath his tie, he wont notice the red food coloring on the cookies.
So enjoy the clearance. Have a party in Target. BUT stop opening and closing those singing cards, after the 30th time the voices start sounding creepy. Just Dance sounded wrong originally. You don't want to make things worse!
SIDE NOTE(Candy doesn't expire for at least 3 years. So this tip isn't too much. It works. )
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
So the best thing about the day after V Day is clearance. This brings up my rule.
Rule 16: Scratch off the date and no one will know.
I love getting things on clearance and when you are young with a crummy job, you have to save money. So buy next years stuff today. Yup. Buy the candy, the hearts, the cards, EVERYTHING. But make sure the dates are good on the candy and no one will notice! Also find stuff you can use through out the year. Yeah. Your boyfriend wont notice you bought his gift on the day of love, but how romantic. So the key is to find things that are on sale but doesn't look like you bought it on sale. Want to impress your boss, bring in non-heart cookies you bought on SALE. He wont notice. If he doesn't notice the mustard stain on his shirt directly underneath his tie, he wont notice the red food coloring on the cookies.
So enjoy the clearance. Have a party in Target. BUT stop opening and closing those singing cards, after the 30th time the voices start sounding creepy. Just Dance sounded wrong originally. You don't want to make things worse!
SIDE NOTE(Candy doesn't expire for at least 3 years. So this tip isn't too much. It works. )
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
Sunday, February 14, 2010
He said the words to me on January 23, I do look better than Megan Fox
It has been so long since I've written on my blog. Don't worry, I will be posting more things. College is getting really busy. But I will try to make time for my peeps! I just wanted to wish you guys all a Happy New Year, Happy Martin Luther King Jr day, Happy Valentine's Day, and Happy President's Day. Now that you guys are all happy, I will post my advice.!
Today is actually the big VD. The day we all go to war for our love. Don't worry ladies and gents, all is not great in love and war. Brings up my next rule!
Rule(I forget the number): There is only One thing Two say, those Three words, That is what I think I will do!
Pink is everywhere. I honestly can't stand the perkiness, but VD isnt just about having that someone. Its about telling those who are close to you that you care and love them! So feel grat today! Also if you have someone, don't do too much because you will always have to top it the next year. This is my advice for guys! Girls, take it easy on your guy. He loves you and even though he might forget your birthday, your one week anniversary, or the first time he said that you looked hotter than Megan Fox(which was a stretch for him), give him some slack. He cares and he already has enough pressure from his mother to give you the best.
Next Rule: How to not eat all your chocolate hearts in one sitting
This one I cant answer for you! I love chocolate and once I actually finished a complete box of chocolates in 30 minutes. I am not proud of myself. Just have a fun day! And worry about those extra 5 pounds tomorrow. If you down an entire box because you are lonely today, don't let the VD blues get to you. Enjoy a great tasting bowl of lowfat cereal and Troy. You have the two best guys in one movie, Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom. Sit back and enjoy!
Final Rule: 'My VD story is better than yours' girl
You know the girl. She is gorgeous and spent most of her time trying to figure out if her hair was too fluffy or too perfect for her VD date. Well, she is always the one to try to top your best stories. Your day was great, her day was better. Just be happy with what you have. Your day was great and you looked great, even in your pjs watching chick flicks all night. If this doesnt make you feel better, just remember she wont look the same in 15 years!
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
Today is actually the big VD. The day we all go to war for our love. Don't worry ladies and gents, all is not great in love and war. Brings up my next rule!
Rule(I forget the number): There is only One thing Two say, those Three words, That is what I think I will do!
Pink is everywhere. I honestly can't stand the perkiness, but VD isnt just about having that someone. Its about telling those who are close to you that you care and love them! So feel grat today! Also if you have someone, don't do too much because you will always have to top it the next year. This is my advice for guys! Girls, take it easy on your guy. He loves you and even though he might forget your birthday, your one week anniversary, or the first time he said that you looked hotter than Megan Fox(which was a stretch for him), give him some slack. He cares and he already has enough pressure from his mother to give you the best.
Next Rule: How to not eat all your chocolate hearts in one sitting
This one I cant answer for you! I love chocolate and once I actually finished a complete box of chocolates in 30 minutes. I am not proud of myself. Just have a fun day! And worry about those extra 5 pounds tomorrow. If you down an entire box because you are lonely today, don't let the VD blues get to you. Enjoy a great tasting bowl of lowfat cereal and Troy. You have the two best guys in one movie, Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom. Sit back and enjoy!
Final Rule: 'My VD story is better than yours' girl
You know the girl. She is gorgeous and spent most of her time trying to figure out if her hair was too fluffy or too perfect for her VD date. Well, she is always the one to try to top your best stories. Your day was great, her day was better. Just be happy with what you have. Your day was great and you looked great, even in your pjs watching chick flicks all night. If this doesnt make you feel better, just remember she wont look the same in 15 years!
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Do You Like Paste?
I havent blogged for sometime now. I promise this is the last blog for this year. Hope to see you all next year. I want to thank those who actually read StayingAliveInCollege. I think I humor myself more than my readers. So thank you for writing me and telling me your thoughts. Thanks to Lizzy who helps me when I have writers block. You are awesome. Thanks to everyone who has inspired me and dont even know it.
So a New Year means a new beginning and something great to come your way!
Rule11# Hey, Do you like paste?
Remember those good old days when you could push the kid off the chair, help them up, and then become their best friend? Or was that just me? Anyway, how do you make friends when you are an adult. This has been bugging me but it is possible to find someone else who isn't interested in paste and does just listen to the Jonas Brothers. If you were dying to figure out the name of the girl next to you in class, just state these few easy words, "Hey, I was wondering if you got the notes from last class because I didnt understand half the things Mr. Bob the Builder said." Its that easy. Hello isnt that hard. Just be yourself and brush your teeth.
Rule 12#. But you are a cheater beater who eats pumpkin eaters.
Games we play in college stay with us all our years. They can be fun or just plain stupid. But you enjoy playing them anyway. Ok, I have one game to play. Its called the Name game. Its a great way to meet new people. Place chairs in a circle(one less the amount of players you have). There should be one person in the middle. Before you start, makes sure you go around and find out everyones' names! So the middle person is trying to get out of the middle. This is where it gets fun. The person in the middle has a foam finger as their tool(power to the finger). The goal is to wack a person who is sitting down before they say a name
Example: Guy in the middle walks up to a girl and says her name before wacking her
"Sarah" wack. She stands up and she ends up in the middle and he sits in the seat. BUT. If she says a name before he wacks her then he has to go to the person with the name she said.
Example:
Middle guy says "Sarah" before he wacks her, she says "Ben". Now he needs to go to Ben and try to wack him before he says a name.
Get it. Well. I hope you do!
Well, next time I have a short rule on guys but please enjoy your New Year!
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
So a New Year means a new beginning and something great to come your way!
Rule11# Hey, Do you like paste?
Remember those good old days when you could push the kid off the chair, help them up, and then become their best friend? Or was that just me? Anyway, how do you make friends when you are an adult. This has been bugging me but it is possible to find someone else who isn't interested in paste and does just listen to the Jonas Brothers. If you were dying to figure out the name of the girl next to you in class, just state these few easy words, "Hey, I was wondering if you got the notes from last class because I didnt understand half the things Mr. Bob the Builder said." Its that easy. Hello isnt that hard. Just be yourself and brush your teeth.
Rule 12#. But you are a cheater beater who eats pumpkin eaters.
Games we play in college stay with us all our years. They can be fun or just plain stupid. But you enjoy playing them anyway. Ok, I have one game to play. Its called the Name game. Its a great way to meet new people. Place chairs in a circle(one less the amount of players you have). There should be one person in the middle. Before you start, makes sure you go around and find out everyones' names! So the middle person is trying to get out of the middle. This is where it gets fun. The person in the middle has a foam finger as their tool(power to the finger). The goal is to wack a person who is sitting down before they say a name
Example: Guy in the middle walks up to a girl and says her name before wacking her
"Sarah" wack. She stands up and she ends up in the middle and he sits in the seat. BUT. If she says a name before he wacks her then he has to go to the person with the name she said.
Example:
Middle guy says "Sarah" before he wacks her, she says "Ben". Now he needs to go to Ben and try to wack him before he says a name.
Get it. Well. I hope you do!
Well, next time I have a short rule on guys but please enjoy your New Year!
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Santa Louis says!...
Merry Christmas everyone! I understand that not all of you celebrate so I will make my first politically correct statement:Happy Tummy. I have noticed that every holiday has plenty of food. So Happy Tummy it is. But I will always celebrate Christmas and remember the real reason for the season.
I have two rules for today!
Rule #10: Dear Santa, Please delete what I did yesterday and read my list!
I am a full believer in Santa. I love the guy. He is jolly and brings a kind of magic to the month. Even though we are in college, that shouldnt stop you from writing a Santa letter. Write down your greatest wants. Something fun! Crank up the radio or your favorite Elvis Christmas cd and start writing. Its fun and it makes you feel like a kid again! Note: Do not sit on Santa's lap. You are about 15-20 points heavier than you were say at age 8. And prices of photos with Santa have gone up. But remember, the real Santa is at Macy's! So drag your little cousin and say you are going just for him. Santa can do a two for one!
Rule #11: What you talking about Santa Louis!
Ok, I am talking about decorating for Christmas(or Happy Tummy). So I heard you can get cheap stuff at Fred Meyer! But I am the unknown spokesperson for Walmart and the Dollar Store. I walked into the Dollar Store the other day and found everything I needed. They had a little tree and ornaments. I even found some lights! It was perfect! I walked out the store with three bags and only spent 10-13 dollars. They even had Christmas bags and stuffed santa dolls. Very cute stuff!
With everything you do, do it with a smile on your face. This time of year is for family, friends, magic, and faith!. Just remember the reason for the season. And please dont ask me what a partridge is!
Merry Christmas
Good luck and God bless
~TheJunior
I have two rules for today!
Rule #10: Dear Santa, Please delete what I did yesterday and read my list!
I am a full believer in Santa. I love the guy. He is jolly and brings a kind of magic to the month. Even though we are in college, that shouldnt stop you from writing a Santa letter. Write down your greatest wants. Something fun! Crank up the radio or your favorite Elvis Christmas cd and start writing. Its fun and it makes you feel like a kid again! Note: Do not sit on Santa's lap. You are about 15-20 points heavier than you were say at age 8. And prices of photos with Santa have gone up. But remember, the real Santa is at Macy's! So drag your little cousin and say you are going just for him. Santa can do a two for one!
Rule #11: What you talking about Santa Louis!
Ok, I am talking about decorating for Christmas(or Happy Tummy). So I heard you can get cheap stuff at Fred Meyer! But I am the unknown spokesperson for Walmart and the Dollar Store. I walked into the Dollar Store the other day and found everything I needed. They had a little tree and ornaments. I even found some lights! It was perfect! I walked out the store with three bags and only spent 10-13 dollars. They even had Christmas bags and stuffed santa dolls. Very cute stuff!
With everything you do, do it with a smile on your face. This time of year is for family, friends, magic, and faith!. Just remember the reason for the season. And please dont ask me what a partridge is!
Merry Christmas
Good luck and God bless
~TheJunior
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