Staying Alive In College

Staying Alive In College

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Confessions of the Ranting College Student

Ok every Tuesday, I will have a new rant! Sorry, but there are somethings about college and single life that I have to complain about.

First off, girls( I dont know if guys do this) turn off your cellphones while in the bathroom. Dont talk on your phone while using the restroom. That is just plain nasty.

Secondly, college is not your dormroom. I know in your dorm you like the comfy clothes with the slippers. Thank you God for creating the man/woman who designed fuzzy pink slippers. It has made my world a better place. But dont come to class in them. Its just wrong. Your professer dresses up in nice clothes and showers, but you dont. Yes, you dont shower! You know who you are. The smelly kid in the back row. You have the sweats, the baggy tshirt, and the slippers. Your hair is sticking every where. That's not styling jell keeping the back of your head flat. I like to call it NAP HAP!

Last, but not least, I would love to rant about the pursy girls. You know your name. Some are Brittany's or Katie's or Jamie's. Whatever your name is. You cant fit all of your books into a little purse or that Mary Poppins thing you lug around. If you want to share my book once, I'm ok with that. But over and over, every class! Backpacks can be a fashion statement.
Todays tip: Purchase a backpack or a mailbag. You will use it for the rest of your life!
Good luck and God bless,
The Junior