The day after tomorrow seems like a silly title. You know. It starts saying something but it seems meaningless. It is a joke. But today is the day after V Day. And many of you think the day after tomorrow you will stop eating all your candy and trade it in for a carrot. Yeah, like that is going to happen.
So the best thing about the day after V Day is clearance. This brings up my rule.
Rule 16: Scratch off the date and no one will know.
I love getting things on clearance and when you are young with a crummy job, you have to save money. So buy next years stuff today. Yup. Buy the candy, the hearts, the cards, EVERYTHING. But make sure the dates are good on the candy and no one will notice! Also find stuff you can use through out the year. Yeah. Your boyfriend wont notice you bought his gift on the day of love, but how romantic. So the key is to find things that are on sale but doesn't look like you bought it on sale. Want to impress your boss, bring in non-heart cookies you bought on SALE. He wont notice. If he doesn't notice the mustard stain on his shirt directly underneath his tie, he wont notice the red food coloring on the cookies.
So enjoy the clearance. Have a party in Target. BUT stop opening and closing those singing cards, after the 30th time the voices start sounding creepy. Just Dance sounded wrong originally. You don't want to make things worse!
SIDE NOTE(Candy doesn't expire for at least 3 years. So this tip isn't too much. It works. )
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
Staying Alive In College
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
He said the words to me on January 23, I do look better than Megan Fox
It has been so long since I've written on my blog. Don't worry, I will be posting more things. College is getting really busy. But I will try to make time for my peeps! I just wanted to wish you guys all a Happy New Year, Happy Martin Luther King Jr day, Happy Valentine's Day, and Happy President's Day. Now that you guys are all happy, I will post my advice.!
Today is actually the big VD. The day we all go to war for our love. Don't worry ladies and gents, all is not great in love and war. Brings up my next rule!
Rule(I forget the number): There is only One thing Two say, those Three words, That is what I think I will do!
Pink is everywhere. I honestly can't stand the perkiness, but VD isnt just about having that someone. Its about telling those who are close to you that you care and love them! So feel grat today! Also if you have someone, don't do too much because you will always have to top it the next year. This is my advice for guys! Girls, take it easy on your guy. He loves you and even though he might forget your birthday, your one week anniversary, or the first time he said that you looked hotter than Megan Fox(which was a stretch for him), give him some slack. He cares and he already has enough pressure from his mother to give you the best.
Next Rule: How to not eat all your chocolate hearts in one sitting
This one I cant answer for you! I love chocolate and once I actually finished a complete box of chocolates in 30 minutes. I am not proud of myself. Just have a fun day! And worry about those extra 5 pounds tomorrow. If you down an entire box because you are lonely today, don't let the VD blues get to you. Enjoy a great tasting bowl of lowfat cereal and Troy. You have the two best guys in one movie, Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom. Sit back and enjoy!
Final Rule: 'My VD story is better than yours' girl
You know the girl. She is gorgeous and spent most of her time trying to figure out if her hair was too fluffy or too perfect for her VD date. Well, she is always the one to try to top your best stories. Your day was great, her day was better. Just be happy with what you have. Your day was great and you looked great, even in your pjs watching chick flicks all night. If this doesnt make you feel better, just remember she wont look the same in 15 years!
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
Today is actually the big VD. The day we all go to war for our love. Don't worry ladies and gents, all is not great in love and war. Brings up my next rule!
Rule(I forget the number): There is only One thing Two say, those Three words, That is what I think I will do!
Pink is everywhere. I honestly can't stand the perkiness, but VD isnt just about having that someone. Its about telling those who are close to you that you care and love them! So feel grat today! Also if you have someone, don't do too much because you will always have to top it the next year. This is my advice for guys! Girls, take it easy on your guy. He loves you and even though he might forget your birthday, your one week anniversary, or the first time he said that you looked hotter than Megan Fox(which was a stretch for him), give him some slack. He cares and he already has enough pressure from his mother to give you the best.
Next Rule: How to not eat all your chocolate hearts in one sitting
This one I cant answer for you! I love chocolate and once I actually finished a complete box of chocolates in 30 minutes. I am not proud of myself. Just have a fun day! And worry about those extra 5 pounds tomorrow. If you down an entire box because you are lonely today, don't let the VD blues get to you. Enjoy a great tasting bowl of lowfat cereal and Troy. You have the two best guys in one movie, Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom. Sit back and enjoy!
Final Rule: 'My VD story is better than yours' girl
You know the girl. She is gorgeous and spent most of her time trying to figure out if her hair was too fluffy or too perfect for her VD date. Well, she is always the one to try to top your best stories. Your day was great, her day was better. Just be happy with what you have. Your day was great and you looked great, even in your pjs watching chick flicks all night. If this doesnt make you feel better, just remember she wont look the same in 15 years!
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior
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