Staying Alive In College

Staying Alive In College

Monday, July 5, 2010

Your sound track sounds like a dying dog


Happy Summer. Ladies and Gentlemen, summer has arrived. If you are like me, then you must be insane. Seriously, I am not normal and I'm proud to admit it. I am insane, everyone. Your Junior girl has been stuck in summer classes while everyone else is sun tanning and chilling at the pool. My skin now has a glow to it. I need to actually break up with the computer.

Rule 23: I'm walking on sunshine and don't it feel good!
Don't stay inside. Really, the air conditioner is not your boyfriend. Go outside and catch the sun. Those four walls are tired of looking at your face. Bathe in sunscreen, wear a hat, and buy a new pair of shades. You, my friend, need to spend some quality time outside.
I understand your love for Twilight. I really do. But Robby skin isn't hot. Just remember, Team Taylor is the team that loves tans.

Rule 24: We shall not suffer alone

If you are an insane schoolaholic,like me, try to make the best of it. Make those group projects fun. Instead of the powerpoint presentations with the light blue background, change it to yellow. How crazy is that. Maybe you can have the image fade away slowly instead of fast. You dare devil, you. But, really focus on being creative. If you meet at the local cafe joint, bring your IPods. The music in cafes always have that depressing feeling. Something always about a dog dying or your mom dying. Why is someone dying? Shouldn't coffee make you happy. Shouldn't there be a song about a kid living or a baby being born. Don't you feel happy already?

Enjoy your summer. Have fun and be safe.
Good luck and God bless
TheJunior