Mary isn't that dense

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Rule 22: Put A Smile On Your Face Now!!!

Mary walked into the office that day and sat down next to Joe. We know Joe from old stories, but Joe has been working out since then. That is right, ladies. His Biceps were awesome. So, to impress Mary one day, he sat down next to her and rolled up his sleeves.
Mary stares at Joe in confusion. But then Joe started to talk, "Hey Mary Bo Barry." Which was her full name. He says again," Hey, Mary Bo Barry. I want to introduce you to two of my friends." Mary became so excited. She wanted to meet someone cute and funny. Someone more interesting than Joe M. Freak. Which was is actual name.
Mary states," What are your friends' names?" He states, " Bi and Cept." Mary wasn't that bright and stated to him, "Guy and Mept?" And he said, "No, Bi and Cept." She says, " What do they like to do for fun?" Joe says," Well, Bi likes to flex and work out. Cept is the quiet type, but he is good company." She smiles big. They were both her type. With a questionable look on her face, she states, " Where are they? I would very much like to meet these guys." On the last word, which was of course guys, he rolls up his sleeves all the way. Mary being as silly as she was stated," Are they coming today or maybe stop by tomorrow."


Just a little something to put a smile on your face. Written by me while trying to study for finals. Have fun and you will see me after the semester!!! One more week, baby!!!!!
Good luck and God Bless
TheJunior